Addressing a golf ball would seem to be a simple matter; that is, to the uninitiated who cannot appreciate that a golf ball can hold more terrors than a spacious auditorium packed with people.

The object of golf is to beat someone. Make sure that someone is not yourself.

If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.

Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case.

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course

I never learned a thing from a tournament I won.

Golf is the only game I know of that actually becomes harder the longer you play it.