I've always felt that, you know, the Almighty has a lot of things to do other than help my basketball team.
Bobby KnightIn my dealings with the press, I was like the guy who goes into the cathouse and the madam gets him prepared and looks at him and says, "Who are you going to satisfy with that?" And he looks back at her and says, "Me." That's kind of my sense of humor at times.
Bobby Knight