I steal props from SNL a great deal. Almost every sketch Im in, I try to grab something from it, so I have a storage space full of props.

I'm very bad with music. I don't know any new music. I've listened to the same 10 or 12 albums my whole life.

I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it.

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.

If you watched 'Lost,' sometimes the episodes were crazy good and sometimes you're like, "That one was just sorta there."

I steal props from SNL a great deal. Almost every sketch Im in, I try to grab something from it, so I have a storage space full of props.

I never really read comics. I bought them, and I would draw them.