What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question.

That's human nature - we want to completely rewrite history so it can be comfortable. Without getting too profound, I'm pretty sure that's where the invention of the afterlife comes from. "We don't really become worm food. We go to a magical place with bunnies and rainbows."

How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that's who I am.

Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit.

I retired from acting the same time they stopped hiring me. But following my own thing of making these small indie movies has been the happiest I've ever been.

It's that weird need to make tragedy about us. When you look at 9/11, there's people who really died and family members who really suffered. And then I would be in Montana, and a guy would go, "You know, I was close to Ground Zero." And it's like, "What are you talking about? You're in Montana." Everybody had to make it about them.

What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question.