Some people think that it [Brexit] is the end of the world. It's not. On the contrary, it's a massive opportunity for this country.

Since January 1993 there have been 27 other countries not in the EU that have done better than the UK at exporting goods into the single market.

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.

David Lloyd George had been to Germany, and been so dazzled by the Führer that he compared him to George Washington. Hitler was a 'born leader', declared the befuddled former British Prime Minister. He wished that Britain had 'a man of his supreme quality at the head of affairs in our country today'. This from the hero of the First World War! The man who had led Britain to victory over the Kaiser!

Some people think that it [Brexit] is the end of the world. It's not. On the contrary, it's a massive opportunity for this country.

London is a fantastic creator of jobs - but many of these jobs are going to people who don't originate in this country.

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.