It just happens I write fast and always have done.

The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP, they have run out of better ideas.

I think it'd be disgraceful if a chap wasn't allowed to have a bit of fun in Las Vegas. The real scandal would be if you went to Vegas and you didn't misbehave in some trivial way.

London is the sporting capital of the world. I say to the Chinese and I say to the world, ping pong is coming home.

The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.

I have not been more robust towards female rather than male assembly members and I do not believe I have been remotely sexist.

If we judged everybody by the stupid, unguarded things they blurt out to their nearest and dearest, then we wouldn't ever get anywhere.