It just happens I write fast and always have done.

London is a fantastic creator of jobs - but many of these jobs are going to people who don't originate in this country.

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

Ping-pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century, and it was called Wiff-waff! And there, I think, you have the difference between us and the rest of the world. Other nations, the French, looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner; we looked at it an saw an opportunity to play Wiff-waff.

I think it's absolutely amazing and how the Remain side have the cheek to come and tell us that we improve our security by staying in this organisation I do not understand.

I'm a one-nation Tory.

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.