This is not a time to quail, it is not a crisis, nor should we see it as an excuse for wobbling or self-doubt. But it is a moment for hope...

Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything.

The difference between Hitler's speeches and Churchill's speeches was that Hitler made you think he could do anything; Churchill made you think you could do anything.

The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.

These days we dimly believe that the Second World War was won with Russian blood and American money; and though that is in some ways true, it is also true that, without Churchill, Hitler would almost certainly have won.

It just happens I write fast and always have done.