Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under.

I think it'd be disgraceful if a chap wasn't allowed to have a bit of fun in Las Vegas. The real scandal would be if you went to Vegas and you didn't misbehave in some trivial way.

We should celebrate immigrants and everything they do for our country.

The only reason I wouldn't go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump.

I'm a one-nation Tory.

The difference between Hitler's speeches and Churchill's speeches was that Hitler made you think he could do anything; Churchill made you think you could do anything.

We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest.