The only reason I wouldn't go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump.

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.

Can I say anything good about Ken Livingstone? A long time ago he did some good things, but I can't now remember what any of them were.

It just happens I write fast and always have done.

The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale.

I want to offer particular congratulations to Andrea Leadsom on her stunning achievement. She is now well placed to win and replace the absurd gloom in some quarters with a positive, confident and optimistic approach, not just to Europe, but to government all round.

I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.