Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything.

We need to look at our nannying, mollycoddled, politically correct culture in my view, which stops kids from going out and playing competitive sport. I also think we need to look at the shear fatness of the regulations which control people who want to help kids play sport.

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.

Volunteering is also now more crucial than ever in helping people find work.

I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work.

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.

I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.