I am hoping very much to get re-elected but it is going to be a tough fight.

If gay marriage was OK ... then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well as two men; or indeed three men and a dog.

It is easy to make promises - it is hard work to keep them.

It hasn't taken them long, they began by telling us they would have a positive and patriotic case and they're back to project fear within minutes. There they go again they have nothing positive to say.

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.

I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?

Dark forces dragged me away from the keyboard, swirling forces of irresistible intensity and power.