I am hoping very much to get re-elected but it is going to be a tough fight.

I think it'd be disgraceful if a chap wasn't allowed to have a bit of fun in Las Vegas. The real scandal would be if you went to Vegas and you didn't misbehave in some trivial way.

The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale.

Do you seriously propose that they are going to be so insane as to allow tariffs to be imposed. The EU is, I'm afraid a job destroying engine. You can see it all across southern Europe, you can see it, alas, in our country.

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.

The volunteering spirit of Londoners is part of what makes this the best big city on earth.