It was the kind of blind, gulping, insensate greed that you associate with some milk-eyed creature in a volcanic fissure at the bottom of the Marianas Trench-an organism with no understanding of the existence, let alone the feelings, of other members of the ecosystem.

There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.

[People] are woefully underestimating this country and what it can achieve.

Some people think that it [Brexit] is the end of the world. It's not. On the contrary, it's a massive opportunity for this country.

I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.

London is the sporting capital of the world. I say to the Chinese and I say to the world, ping pong is coming home.