When Cameron's Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law for bike thieves. And I hope that cycling in London will become almost Chinese in its ubiquity.

Do you seriously propose that they are going to be so insane as to allow tariffs to be imposed. The EU is, I'm afraid a job destroying engine. You can see it all across southern Europe, you can see it, alas, in our country.

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.

He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well.

I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?

This is our chance to build a Britain where everyone benefits from the success of the economy.

The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale.