When Cameron's Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law for bike thieves. And I hope that cycling in London will become almost Chinese in its ubiquity.

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done.

It was the kind of blind, gulping, insensate greed that you associate with some milk-eyed creature in a volcanic fissure at the bottom of the Marianas Trench-an organism with no understanding of the existence, let alone the feelings, of other members of the ecosystem.

I am hoping very much to get re-elected but it is going to be a tough fight.

The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP, they have run out of better ideas.

Our friends in America will be at the front of the queue for trade deals.