If we judged everybody by the stupid, unguarded things they blurt out to their nearest and dearest, then we wouldn't ever get anywhere.

It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and having a good time.

I want to win and I want to be in office.

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.

The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP, they have run out of better ideas.

London is the sporting capital of the world. I say to the Chinese and I say to the world, ping pong is coming home.

Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books.