If we judged everybody by the stupid, unguarded things they blurt out to their nearest and dearest, then we wouldn't ever get anywhere.

The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.

Humanity would have plunged into a new dark age of absolutely frightening and appalling characteristics without Churchill.

I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.

I want to win and I want to be in office.

Ping-pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century, and it was called Wiff-waff! And there, I think, you have the difference between us and the rest of the world. Other nations, the French, looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner; we looked at it an saw an opportunity to play Wiff-waff.

Can I say anything good about Ken Livingstone? A long time ago he did some good things, but I can't now remember what any of them were.