I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.

It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.

The job of mayor of London is unbelievably taxing, particularly in the run-up to the Olympics.

I dont see why people are so snooty about Channel Five. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap-dancing, and other related and vital subjects

You are part of our Great British family.

My ideal world is, we're there, we're in the EU, trying to make it better.