I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

The difference between Hitler's speeches and Churchill's speeches was that Hitler made you think he could do anything; Churchill made you think you could do anything.

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.

So I'm definitely in favour of stimulating the dynamic wealth creation sectors of the economy.

I love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never called back. I bet I could make him run around.

I love swimming in rivers, and well remember once jumping in at Chiswick.

Volunteering is also now more crucial than ever in helping people find work.