I love swimming in rivers, and well remember once jumping in at Chiswick.

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.

In 1904, 20 per cent of journeys were made by bicycle in London. I want to see a figure like that again. If you can't turn the clock back to 1904, what's the point of being a Conservative?

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.

We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better.

I'm afraid Sadiq Khan is completely wrong. The European Court of Justice is the supreme legal authority in our country.