I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done.

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

If we judged everybody by the stupid, unguarded things they blurt out to their nearest and dearest, then we wouldn't ever get anywhere.

This is our chance to build a Britain where everyone benefits from the success of the economy.

I'd like thousands of schools as good as the one I went to, Eton.

The only reason I wouldn't go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump.

I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?