It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.
Boris JohnsonThe next Tory leader would have to unify his party and ensure that Britain stood tall in the world.
Boris JohnsonNever in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything.
Boris JohnsonI think the risks that people see of terrorism are incredibly important but we are very confident we have got the right people on it and the risks have been minimised.
Boris JohnsonPing-pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century, and it was called Wiff-waff! And there, I think, you have the difference between us and the rest of the world. Other nations, the French, looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner; we looked at it an saw an opportunity to play Wiff-waff.
Boris Johnson