My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
Anyone can cook but only the fearless can be great.
But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict.
There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.
I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
Actually, I have my own charity that I started that helps supplement families with terminal children.