There is no justice in social justice, and there is no equality in social equality.

I really believe that a writer is someone who has trained their mind to misbehave

I write about things that are important for us as Americans. I'm concerned about al-Qaeda sneaking across the border with the illegal immigrants that are using the coyotes to get across the border. And that's not a Democrat or Republican issue, that's a national security issue

...all members of Congress should be required wear NASCAR uniforms. You know, the kind with the patches? That way we'd know who is sponsoring each of them. I think he was kidding; they'd never be able to do it but it's a great idea and would wake people up in this country.

What has bothered and angered radical Muslims is that I'm a non-Muslim writing anything at all about Islam. But this is fiction, and I don't think Islam is above criticism or fictionalization any more so than Judaism, Christianity, Mormonism or Hinduism is

You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding.

Success leaves clues, and if you sow the same seeds, youll reap the same rewards.