You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding.

... have a smile for everyone you meet and a plan to kill them.

If you steadfastly refused to quit, you rapidly narrowed your options to only winning.

I've got more ideas for books than I'll ever be able to use in my lifetime. I'm very fortunate like that

Freedom of speech includes the freedom to offend people.

You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding.

The reason socialism has failed around the world every time it's been tried is because people in socialist countries have looked at the United States and have said if they can have it that good, we can. It's a failed, flawed ideology, but if you ask socialists why it's always failed, it's because the United States has stood in the way.