You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding.

I really believe that a writer is someone who has trained their mind to misbehave

...all members of Congress should be required wear NASCAR uniforms. You know, the kind with the patches? That way we'd know who is sponsoring each of them. I think he was kidding; they'd never be able to do it but it's a great idea and would wake people up in this country.

What has bothered and angered radical Muslims is that I'm a non-Muslim writing anything at all about Islam. But this is fiction, and I don't think Islam is above criticism or fictionalization any more so than Judaism, Christianity, Mormonism or Hinduism is

There is no justice in social justice, and there is no equality in social equality.

Success leaves clues, and if you sow the same seeds, youll reap the same rewards.

You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding.