You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding.

I am indeed honored to call him my friend.

There is no justice in social justice, and there is no equality in social equality.

I really believe that a writer is someone who has trained their mind to misbehave

Success leaves clues, and if you sow the same seeds, youll reap the same rewards.

Less really is more. It's a tendency of beginning writers to want to prove what they're talking about by going too far with description. I think you've got to keep it short, crisp and clean

I live in America. I have the right to write whatever I want. And it's equaled by another right just as powerful: the right not to read it. Freedom of speech includes the freedom to offend people.