Every now and then we're going to fail.

I don't want to be mean. I try not to be.

I'm in awe of comics that do things that I can't do, or haven't tried doing yet.

There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set.

If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, "That joke offended me," I'm still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.

There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.

I kind of want to know a little bit about everything.