I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets."

Everyone's extremely and easily offended now.

I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.

There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.

I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me.

I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don't pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.

I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?"