I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me.

Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they've seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.

I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer.

I don't get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.

I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.

I admire ventriloquists, because I can't do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then, but I can't do what they do.

I'm not going to talk too much politics because I'm not smart enough to do that.