I was at the vice president's Christmas party. I thought that his speech was spectacular, and I knew that it was a very emotional and difficult thing for him to do, but I admonished him for not waiting just one more stinking day.

One of the most surreal moments in this election was after the third debate, when I heard a talking head say, Al Gore won on substance, on the issues. But you have to give the victory to Bush because he seems presidential.

At the end of your days, you will be judged by your gallop, not by your stumble.

Infuse your life with action. Don't wait for it to happen. Make it happen. Make your own future. Make your own hope. Make your own love. And whatever your beliefs, honor your creator, not by passively waiting for grace to come down from upon high, but by doing what you can to make grace happen... yourself, right now, right down here on Earth.

The invisible carnage of the unf-ed wives and the children not being read to is just wafting out.

I want to see Bob Dylan do sketch comedy. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan.

Having an affair with an intern is just an incredibly stupid thing to do.