Sometimes the best offense was avoiding self-destruction.

That was cool.' You're psychotic.

A crossbow?” Pigeon asked. I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said.

An unread book does nobody any good

Everyone should get to clobber a princess at least once," Jason said.

Say no to death pies. Another good motto.

Drake. He liked dangerous pies." "Why did he join you?" "Who would eat pie that could take over your life? Why risk it?" "Focus. Why did he join you?" "Say no to death pies. Another good motto. I'm getting a headache." p. 432