The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.

An unread book does nobody any good

Causes have a way of tainting your reason until a person takes much bigger risks than sanity would otherwise allow.

What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?" Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. "Nate Sutter.

i hate how my past actions keep messing up my future choices" Seth Sorson aka " fablehaven " (my son's quote)

Nathan Sutter," the teacher read. Here. My mother never calls me Nathan." Is it Nate?" She calls me Honeylips.

Ew, sicko. I was practicing Edomic." "Sure you were," Jason said. "You're just too embarrassed to admit you were playing hide-and-seek all alone. Rachel hiding, nobody seeking.