In their youth, mortals behave more like nymphs. Adulthood seems impossibly distant, let alone the enfeeblement of old age. But ponderously, inevitably, it overtakes you.

Choices determine character.

The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.

Sometimes the most preposterous lies are the most believable.

That was cool.' You're psychotic.

It's easy to make up weird stuff. It gets trickier when you want the weird stuff to be interesting and make sense.

One eye is open to all truth, the other closed to all deception.