We humans are conflicted beings. Our beliefs don't always harmonize with our instincts, and our behavior doesn't always reflect our beliefs. ... We wage war between the person we are and the person we hope to become.

What's the dog called?"Jason asked. "Feraclestinius Androbrelium Pathershin the Seventh." "No, I meant his entire name.

For each of us destiny is a blend of potential, circumstances, and choices.

Try as we might to postpone them, days of reckoning inevitably arrive.

I was vanquished by a deer!' A giant magical flying deer with fangs,' Seth said, parroting a description Gavin had shared earlier. That sounds a little better,' Warren conceded. 'Seth is in charge of my tombstone.

Everyone should get to clobber a princess at least once," Jason said.

Do not threaten the supreme gigantic overlords. We do as we please.