What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?" Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. "Nate Sutter.

Sometimes the most preposterous lies are the most believable.

A gunshot rang out, blasting a hole in the door. A crossbow quarrel zinged through the hole and stuck quivering into the opposite wall. Seth heard the rocking horse clattering down the staircase, the twang of bowstrings, and the overlapping beat of several other projectiles thudding against the door. "That was awesome," Seth told Kendra. "You're psychotic," Kendra replied.

Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic.

The love of reading can be contagious.

Want a reliable road to emotional and spiritual suicide? Spend your life trying to fit in.

Fantasy leaves imaginations larger than it finds them.