Hard to call it a party without sardines.

Imagination can take you Places....READ

When you have to jump, you jump.

The surprise is on the far side." "You're sure?" "Positive." "It better not be another fairy," Seth said. "What's the matter with fairies?" "I've already seen about a billion of them and also they turned me into a walrus.

The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.

Some imagine the difference between heaven and hell to be a matter of geography. Not so. The difference is much more evident in the individuals who dwell there.

I hate how my past actions keep messing up my future options, Seth muttered. Then you've started down the road to wisdom, Grandpa replied.