What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?" Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. "Nate Sutter.
Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic.
Try as we might to postpone them, days of reckoning inevitably arrive.
My dad says people who insist that youtrust them usually don't deserve it.
Do not threaten the supreme gigantic overlords. We do as we please.
I hate how my past actions keep messing up my future options, Seth muttered. Then you've started down the road to wisdom, Grandpa replied.