The best performances, are those that can be performed once.

This is going to take a while. I'm a fantasy author. We have trouble with the concept of brevity.

How do you 'accidentally' kill a noble man in his own mansion?" "With a knife in the chest. Or, rather, a pair of knives in the chest.

Lately, I feel like my life is a book written in a language I don't know how to read.

If we must put our head into the lion’s mouth, let us make certain that he chokes upon our flesh!

In the end, all men die. How you lived will be far more important to the Almighty than what you accomplished.

Definitely not-you optimists just can't understand that a depressed person doesn't want you to try and cheer them up.It makes us sick." Brandon Sanderson(Elantris)