Writing a novel is not method acting and I find it easy to step out of it at cocktail hour.
Bret Easton EllisOur lives are not all interconnected. That theory is a crock. Some people truly do not need to be here.
Bret Easton EllisThe seals stupidly dive off rocks into swirling black water, barking mindlessly. The zookeepers feed them dead fish. A crowd gathers around the tank, mostly adults, a few accompanied by children. On the seals' tank a plaque warns: COINS CAN KILLโโIF SWALLOWED, COINS CAN LODGE IN AN ANIMAL'S STOMACH AND CAUSE ULCERS, INFECTIONS AND DEATH. DO NOT THROW COINS IN THE POOL. So what do I do? Toss a handful of change into the tank when none of the zookeepers are watching. It's not the seals I hateโโit's the audience's enjoyment of them that bothers me.
Bret Easton Ellis