How's the game changed in my 15 years in the league? Well, we used to be called hard-working players. Now we're overpaid crybabies.

I'm not done yet making people miserable. If they're going to make me miserable, then I'm going to make them miserable.

My teeth have never been touched. Why did I tell you that? Knock on wood. I've got a few scars over the eyes, a couple on the chin, a few on the beak and one across the cheek. But my luck is running out.

I think the biggest thing for me is being able to adjust to the way the game has changed. It's basically a 180-degree turn from the style I like to play. That's what I think I'm most proud of, being able to fit into this style of game and still be fairly successful.

I'm patient with crossword puzzles and the most impatient golfer.

Anything that's signed by me on EBay is a forgery and not authentic.

You have to know how to score.