You can't get big in hockey. You need to be pliable... they've even taken fighting out of the game, so there's no more of those big huge guys who just fight.

You know what? I did! I impressed myself just making it.

I'm patient with crossword puzzles and the most impatient golfer.

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

I'm not done yet making people miserable. If they're going to make me miserable, then I'm going to make them miserable.

I bet you there's a lot of guys who dream of having a girl that fine.

My teeth have never been touched. Why did I tell you that? Knock on wood. I've got a few scars over the eyes, a couple on the chin, a few on the beak and one across the cheek. But my luck is running out.