I'm patient with crossword puzzles and the most impatient golfer.
Sometimes guys need to cry. Some hockey players think they're too tough to cry.
Baseball has all the money.
Anything that's signed by me on EBay is a forgery and not authentic.
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA.
My teeth have never been touched. Why did I tell you that? Knock on wood. I've got a few scars over the eyes, a couple on the chin, a few on the beak and one across the cheek. But my luck is running out.