Bob Goodenow will kill me, but if we're going to be realistic about things, probably 75 per cent of the league is overpaid. But we're not paying ourselves. There are people giving it to us and no one is putting a gun to their heads. Something has to be done if we're going to fix this.

Anything that's signed by me on EBay is a forgery and not authentic.

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

You have to know how to score.

I see myself playing as long as I am partially enjoying the game and partially successful and they are paying me. But honestly, two more years is about all I can take.

I bet you there's a lot of guys who dream of having a girl that fine.

I'm patient with crossword puzzles and the most impatient golfer.