I mean, do you know what you get when you call a suicide hotline in New York city? A busy signal. Literally.

There are only three forms of high art: the symphony, the illustrated children's book and the board game.

There are a lot of differing opinions on that. Some people think you should change out more, but I think changing just 20 percent is less stressful on the aquarium and fish. Once you get used to the regimen, it's pretty easy.

In film, you have the luxury of accomplishing what you need in 24 frames every second. Comics, you only have five or six panels a page to do that.

Okay, is anyone else worried that some of the fruit didn't fall far enough away from the tree?

Violence is stupid. Even as a last resort, it only ever begets more of the same.

Reef aquariums are definitely the pinnacle of the hobby.