I write the book for one person — for Fiona [Staples, the artist]. I spend a lot of time just thinking how she'll react to things and manipulating her into drawing perverse, horrific things. It's a really weird job but I enjoy it.

There's just something about that late '80s that suddenly feels like it has something to teach us.

I think there is a possible future where maybe we do just take a hard turn away from the Internet and we do start valuing our privacy again.

Sure, this will probably end up being another in a long line of emotionally crippling misadventures...but let's try to have some fun along the way.

Just go out there and get your heart broken in, so it'll be ready when you really need it.

I am a big theater fan. It's mostly just being pretentious, I think, and trying to look smart.

How is it possible that our parents lied to us?" "Lets see: Santa, the Tooth Fairy,the Easter bunny,um, God. You're the prettiest kid in school. This wont hurt a bit. Your face will freeze like that..." "Everythings going to be alright.