I try to be careful not to put the cart before the horse. I try not to create comedy for other comedians to like. I want everybody to like it. I want audiences to like it, but I also want comedians to like it. I'm selfish. I want everybody to laugh!

If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ?

I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody. Jokes are no different.

Some people look at creamed corn and ask, 'Why?' I look at creamed corn and ask, 'Why not?'

Why are people getting on elevators shocked to find people getting off elevators?

I think comedy is a good way to deal with anything. I hear about people in the hospital who are ill, and they use humor to help them through it. I think it's a great remedy for many things.

Be adaptable, flexible and never stop learning. The rate of change will never stop and neither should you.