Superhero power... I probably would just want to fly. I definitely would not want to be able to see through walls. I think walls are there for a reason. People put them up for a reason. You don't want to be looking through them. That would only cause nothing but misery and angst to know what's happening behind people's walls.

Don't let dialog about your company happen without your perspective.

I am happy doing standup so I don't ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn't mind venturing off and doing other things that are creative.

Some people look at creamed corn and ask, 'Why?' I look at creamed corn and ask, 'Why not?'

The ultimate objective [of comedy] is to get a laugh, so if you can get a laugh off the fact that you did not get a laugh, then you've kinda saved the moment. Other professions don't have that luxury. You don't want to hear a brain surgeon say, "Man, am I so stupid! I cut on the wrong side of your head!!"

My parents didn't know what to do with me. They got me into Little League Baseball, I played out in right field, cause I stunk.

Be adaptable, flexible and never stop learning. The rate of change will never stop and neither should you.