It's easier to eat nothing than to eat something.
I've never been a pizza eater. I don't like to hold it and fold it and always burn the roof of my mouth. I hate having greasy fingers.
The terrible thing about sunlight is it shows the dirt.
I'd never let anybody share dessert with me or even have a taste.
I watch news from the minute I wake up till 11. Then I switch to Charlie Rose. Fox News all the way.
I didn't invent the word "selfie," but I took tons of Polaroids of myself.