TV has gotten so boring that the only thing I watch is the news.

Of course I haven't seen it! I wouldn't look at anything of Kim Kardashian's. I have never seen that show. I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap! No class.

I'm a real conservative. I never became a hippie, or a groupie. I never wore flowers in my hair.

The terrible thing about sunlight is it shows the dirt.

I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap!

I've never had food in my fridge. All I have in my fridge is one shelf of Canada Dry ginger ale, Diet Cokes on the next shelf, and ZeroWater on the next shelf. That is it.

I've never been a pizza eater. I don't like to hold it and fold it and always burn the roof of my mouth. I hate having greasy fingers.