I'm very organised these days, and I keep my life in my handbag, like most women.

George Hamilton is one of the funniest men I have ever known.

I had a husband who, I'm convinced, was an undiagnosed manic depressive. He didn't treat me as if I had a brain - I was just this beautiful little doll he could show off.

The ideal man doesn't exist. A husband is easier to find.

I'd rather kill myself than dress like Victoria Beckham in towering heels day after day.

I'm very organised these days, and I keep my life in my handbag, like most women.

I am planning my one woman show. It will be a showcase of my life. It starts at the beginning and ends where I am today. It will have every single inch of my life - as much as you can get into an hour. I will be touring everywhere.