I’ve made upwards of a million bucks in the cops and robbers business.

I was always the second heavy.

When people tell you they saw your last picture - well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was.

I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic.

I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.

I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go.

My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother.