We've all made bad decisions, but they haven't always been resulting in the deaths of innocent people.

You'll lose about two million brain cells every minute that goes by.

Unlike most actors, I did not have a horrible childhood. Most actors have had miserable childhoods and they go into acting to hide from their real life. I had no problem playing in the woods all day. People just sort of left me alone. I think I'm gonna go back to those woods.

Producers might cast an actor because he is too tall next to the leading lady, who is too short, or they might not cast your guy because he's blond, and they wanted a brunette. There's all kinds of reasons why they want one person over another. I don't worry about it, but it can hurt sometimes if you really wanted something, if you really went after something.

Everybody's got brain matter in their hair, and somehow that makes it a very happy workplace.

If you have script problems and you don't fix them by the time you shoot, your script problems are now 40 feet tall.

I see parody as another form of comedy.