Although I'm predominantly known for game-shows, I do prefer to be known as a performer.
No one - apart from my agent, perhaps - should leave one of my shows in tears.
It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.
I am not doddery... doddery I am not!
There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.
It's the combination of marrying a beautiful woman three decades younger and my iPad that keeps me young.