I hate Mondays - I hate that feeling you've got to get yourself up.

That Mick Jagger, I feel sorry for him. After all these years he still can't get no satisfaction.

Just doing any kind of work - even an interview for breakfast television - makes me feel happy.

In my mind, everything is too sanitised on television - what is wrong with things going wrong?

There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.

When you've been brought up in variety, I think timing is always important in your life. If I'm ever late for anything, whether it's personal or business, I always apologise. 'I'm sorry I'm late,' and all that. And if somebody is late meeting me, I expect them to say 'I'm sorry I'm late.' It's just, shall we say, showbiz etiquette of my day.

When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.