Little did I know that there's nothing more competitive in the world than a professional ballroom dancer. They are as competitive as Olympic athletes.

When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.

All kids love to get dirty, but if I wandered into the garage, my father would say: 'Son, you're not going to have filthy hands like mine. You're going into show business.'

Goodness, that Simon Cowell is a sensitive soul.

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews.

I am not doddery... doddery I am not!