When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.

That Mick Jagger, I feel sorry for him. After all these years he still can't get no satisfaction.

When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up.

I hate Mondays - I hate that feeling you've got to get yourself up.

Not working is bad for you. It is my drug, it gives me a high; most performers will tell you that. And there is nothing like the high that an audience gives you.

I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews.